「 ✉ → jaebae 」:
The police calls it ‘illegal,’ I call it ‘tough love.’ Oh? And what if I want you to? Ain’t nobody stopping you, babe. I might just take you up on that offer. It sounds like a blast, though I’d rather be amused by a bomshell opposed to a bomb. Oh wait, I just need to look in the mirror. Life is great … then you run out of hotdog buns and fudgesicles. If you want, I could probably hit the shop with you. Need to pick up a lot more snacks before Big Bear cuts back on the funding for such, so aye. Don’t mind your erratic queen here following you just to make sure “the paparazzi don’t maul you.” Ugh. We’ve had this talk already. It’s not a mess if you don’t see it, right? Right. I’ll just kick everything into the closet with that stripper I ordered last w — the cardboard cutout of the large-nosed one.
「 ✉ ← qb」
[ sms - 메가언니 ] Sometimes I don’t even know how to respond to because…well because you’re you. But I’m getting out to dry off now so I’ll be there in a few minutes. Might take a dip in your closet for some clothes though tbh