「 ✉ → jaebae 」:

I’m going to make you two get pink alright. I would hope you don’t know what I mean since you’re still a fetus and all, baby, but I’ll demonstrate with Ash, don’t worry about it. Wine, huh? Sounds like a fun idea. I’ll go ahead and carry the portable TV set over then and ‘accidentally’ toss it into the tub next time you forget to get me more Hot Pockets, girl. Oh. Oh. You know me far too well, I must admit. Your sleazy leader here is very pleased — and surprised how these traits of mine haven’t become evident yet. Man, you two keep me under wraps good. Kind of hot. Oh, you were kidding? Damn. I was ready to set the mood with some choice films of mine, but alright. Tell me if those bombs are any good, baby girl. I’ll most likely end up taking a dip after you and Ash get settled in my room with a movie. Got to get these smells off of me — had one too many garlic snacks, I’m afraid. Pro-tip: Once you enter my room, you might want to spray something if you’re still not used to the mess, girl. Oh and if you step on random globs of hair, don’t freak out. I was experimenting with this weird weave trend. Mistakes were made. Bad memories. Don’t ask.

「 ✉ ← qb」